Hey dudes, so I need a gun in case the zombies come and things get bad.

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35 y/o Neckbeard

Hey dudes, so I need a gun in case the zombies come and things get bad.

Post by 35 y/o Neckbeard » Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:29 am

I have an ENTIRE collection of unopened Star Wars toys, and some really, really great looking anime art I got at the last cosplay convention. Will anyone trade me all this worthless garbage for a used, but not abused Raven .25? And like maybe 10 rounds? I need to get my mum a gun in case things go sideways and people try to break in to our house for toilet paper and other supplies. I don't know how to make sandwiches. Also can you show me how to use it so I can show my mum? I'm willing to trade the password to my Everquest and WOW accounts as well. I'm in a pickle here.

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35 y/o Neckbeard

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Post by 35 y/o Neckbeard » Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:35 am

I also have a SWEET Katana I bought at the gas station about ten years ago hanging on my bedroom wall. I'll trade for a half box of ammo. Or however many rounds you think it's worth.

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not the fart maniac

Re: Hey dudes, so I need a gun in case the zombies come and things get bad.

Post by not the fart maniac » Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:14 am

I'm not the escaped fart maniac, just some other guy.
I'll trade you my .22 Rohm if you let me hold you down and fart on you.

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Re: Hey dudes, so I need a gun in case the zombies come and things get bad.

Post by RightWingConspirator » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:32 pm

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