Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

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Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Post by RightWingConspirator » Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:51 pm

wiped my bum for me so I didn't need to use half a roll this time.

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Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Post by Guest » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:54 pm

I just had one that knocked me off the bowl. I ended up hitting my head and I woke up a few hours later on the floor of my bathroom. Gonna call a plumber tomorrow, there was a bit of damage.

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Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:36 am

Rightboringtwat wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:51 pm
wiped my bum for me so I didn't need to use half a roll this time.
What a life you lead, no need for illegal stimulants for derek
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Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Post by Guest » Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:28 am

ChrisMuttonshutter wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:36 am
Rightboringtwat wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:51 pm
wiped my bum for me so I didn't need to use half a roll this time.
What a life you lead, no need for illegal stimulants for derek
No shit Sherlock.

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Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Post by RightWingConspirator » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:40 pm

I just dropped such a huge deuce it cracked the bowl. Well there goes my brand new toilet. Gonna have to call the plumber back.

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Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Post by Guest » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:05 pm

RightWingConspirator wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:51 pm
wiped my bum for me so I didn't need to use half a roll this time.
:biggrin:

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Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Post by RightWingConspirator » Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:18 am

It was great. It was like one of those Jap toilets. They might become all the rage now and not just a gucci product for old suburban yuppies.

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Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Post by Freak Spotter » Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:23 am

ChrisMuttonshutter wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:36 am
Rightboringtwat wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:51 pm
wiped my bum for me so I didn't need to use half a roll this time.
What a life you lead, no need for illegal stimulants for derek
Says the weirdo with a tied up bitch in their sig and three fags holding their weiners in their avatar.

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Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Post by Guest » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:09 am

He's proper mugged you off there Chris mate.

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Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Post by RightWingConspirator » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:23 pm

Freak Spotter wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:23 am
ChrisMuttonshutter wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:36 am
Rightboringtwat wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:51 pm
wiped my bum for me so I didn't need to use half a roll this time.
What a life you lead, no need for illegal stimulants for derek
Says the weirdo with a tied up bitch in their sig and three fags holding their weiners in their avatar.
I can't figure out what a derek is and why this fucking weirdo keeps talking about them. Is that like, some weird ancient limey dialect for dick?

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