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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Tue May 19, 2020 6:31 am

.....the crowd went silent. A distant church bell fell silent. Children stopped playing. A mother shed a tear.

" I am ........"
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Tue May 19, 2020 6:34 am

" I ........ "

" I am ChrisMuttonshutter "

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The birds began to sing again.
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Thu May 21, 2020 4:23 am

I'd been playing for about 45 minutes but was getting bored and most of his stake had long gone. One more hand. My pointer hovered over the +$ sign, I clicked it and for no apparent reason clicked the maximum amount to re-buy. Last hand then ...

A pair of sixes : 6-6 Not great but a hand. I raised and others followed.
The flop: King of Clubs - Three of Hearts - Six of Spades
A set/trips great hand now. Play it easy. I checked. Someone raised I followed everyone else folded. Bet the fucker has a King.
8 of diamonds. He raised I followed. Must have a pair of Kings .. maybe ...
The river - Come on let it be a King.
The poker gods smiled on me. King of Hearts. Got the fucker. He surely has Three Kings. He raises, he wants my money. I re-raised. He went all in. The fuckers three kings beats nearly everything on the table. I go all in.
KKK beats 666 he's got me he thinks.
But I've also got the two Kings, a full house.
Bet the fucker was gutted.
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Fri May 22, 2020 6:35 am

He thought he would write a story about flatulence.
He didn't.
He wasn't a boring cunt.
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Guest » Fri May 22, 2020 4:25 pm

once upon a time there was a boring cunt. it's you.

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sat May 23, 2020 3:54 am

would be author wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 4:25 pm
once upon a time there was a boring cunt. it's you.
I love the fact that my stories have encouraged an otherwise imbecile to get on his/her keyboard and have a go on their own.
Here is my critique:

Try and use good grammar for a start, I know you're an uneducated tit but it does help: Once upon a time there was a boring cunt. Here you used the past tense. It's you Here you use the present tense, try this It was you
Therefore we end up with: Once upon a time there was a boring cunt, it was you ! The exclamation mark gives the entire piece a dramatic ending.

Thanks for reading my Stories and I hope you continue with your effort to better yourself.
Now Fuck Off while I contemplate my muse.
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