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Have fun, and just let it all out!
... is when RWC, Vegeta or myself post something here so he can instantly log in and reply one of his replies :biggrin: . Probably spends his day refreshing this shit dump furiously when he's not raping little boys. End yourself, sad fuck
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Some of you think I'm in Crete. Got yourself in a tizzy there m8s? I'm actually in Thailand :biggrin:
The airlifting went fine, the crane barely held my fat ass, but survived. The experimental treatment didn't work though but at least, this country is full of young boys I can rape in impunity :biggrin: :biggrin:
Fact! :wink:
Can't wait to get back home, break my sons arm and make stupid threads about Davey baldy and the belgian faggot because I have nothing else to do.
Here's a copium pipe for you, fag, because for a change, I want to be nice to you and help you with all the seething your clearly upset ass is dealing with here. :biggrin: :biggrin:
Enjoy!
I will be posting updates on my pedophile lifestyle.
Today, I broke my sons arms for the 4th time since the beginning of the year. I also wanked my tinycock furiously to pictures of young 10 years old boys.
Last night here in Crete which according to the belgian faggot is in Thailand ( his bf must have been pounding him ) :frown:
My family have all had liposuction and their arms reset ready for next time
We can’t wait to get back to Ilford to get the crack den going again
and I’ll be able to post 24/7/365
Ps I love the attention maybe your all upset :wink:
ChrisM leader of the shithole
Hello again from Dr. Finklestein, your family's NHS bariatric specialist. I believe you remember months ago when Chris was thrown out of the Bariatric Ward due to his refusal to follow his diet plan, among many other issues. First off, let me express my well wishes - I do hope that Chris is doing well. If he has at least managed to slow the pace of his weight gain, please let me know as I will be delighted to know that his time here was not a...
The door starts closing and you're about to let loose.. then a hand reaches to stop the door from closing and like 8 people get on. And you bounce between floors for like 15-20 minutes. I hate that shit!
I just got done taking my third shit of the day and it smelled even worse than the first two. I accidentally left the bathroom door open afterwards and my poor dog walked in there. He's laying unconscious in there now. Help! What do I do?!?!?!?!! :confused: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown:
I'm very attracted to young boys. How are kids in America in Belgium? Are they open for a relationship with an adult diabetes-ridden fat Brit? Why do you hate me so much by the way?
Anyone using these instruments of Gaynezz should be ran over by a truck Carmageddon style.
Anyone who disagrees should be Robespierre'd and thrown in a jungle full of cannibal niggers.
Here in England we have a proud tradition called buggery, which is why I'm always asking about other men's sex lives and hitting on them. Why do you foreign blokes think this is gay? :confused:
I am ChrisMuttonshutter and I was wondering if any dudes here would like to fart on my balls or let me fart all over their willy and bollocks? Please PM me if interested.
In April, the boy named Archie slipped into a coma after allegedly participating in a TikTok blackout challenge. Doctors say his brain is dead and should be euthanized but his retarded parents appeal against it.
More reliable sources from the SNN however report that the story about the online challenge is a cover up. IPAA member Alfie D. claims the boy was suffocated by deranged pedophile Chris M (AKA Raymond P.H.)'s fat ass as he attempted to sexually abuse him only to flee when the parents...
I will find you, fag, and I will sodomize you with a wine bottle after which Ibwill syab you with a screwdriveryou child-beating British filth. Fucking degenerate diabetic feces-freak. Kill yourself.
You take drugs? Why do you do that? I'll tell you why: you want to lose civilisation. You want to lower yourself to the level of monkeys and niggers so that you can jump around whole night on wild beats and jungle sounds. That's why you take drugs, scum, and you are an insult to evolution. You're a fag that gets enchanted by some shit music.
All of you go to ruin! You won't even see how bad your life is doing YOU'RE A WALKING CORPSE.
FUCK OFF! DISAPPEAR FROM HERE YOU APE! DANCE FOR ME, APE!...
LISTEN HERE YOU POOF WHORE I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR YOU WERE NOT TO BRING YOUR FAT SLUT ASS BACK HERE YOU OBESE SHITCUNT. GET FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU OBESE DIABETIC SHEBOON OR I'LL FUCKING PULL YOUR UGLY HEAD OFF. COME AND SEE, WHORE, MEET ME AT ILFORD DVD RENTAL AND I WILL MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND SUCK MY COCK WITHOUT TEETH.
CUNT.
Being the one that lives the closest to that incest-nation known as the United Queerdom, I felt compelled to go to Raymond's funeral as a representative of The Suckage.
It was actually a very serene happening. Nobody cried though because who would cry over that fat piece of shit child-beater anyway? I saw his kingsize coffin for his fat ass go down in the ground. He's buried at the Ilford landfill since that's where all trash goes.
I saw his mother Bev. I offered my condolences. She said she...
Your schizo medicine is out of stock because of Brexit, but will be available soon again. I also told him you only raped your son 3x this week and he was pleased with your improvement. Keep up the good work! Small steps, chap!
And don't listen to the haters here. They don't understand the struggle of being a pedophile diabetic schizoid.
As for the rest of you lads in this filthy place, listeren here: give Ray some slack. We at the Ilford Pedophiles Anonymous Association believe in Ray. We...
For the love of Puke, give the fat pedo baboon his schizophrenia medicine. It's so sad to see him in this state. I think he might hurt himself. Which would be hilarious.be though.
You have a sad life, Gaymond,, spending your time on this desolate shithole replying the same shit to people who don't care. Suicide is your only option you fat diabetic Brit. End your life now.
You fukking poof cunt. You disgusting fat pedo. You are a depraved child touching fag. You prostitute yourself to pay your diabetes medication you mongoloid shit heap. You rape kids too and abuse them. Fucking sicko! You're a sick fuck that eats his own shit an breaks his kid's arm. Are you retarded or what you cunt whore. I sincerely hope someone ends your shitty life you gross fag. Kill yourself.
You know who you are, fag, and you will further prove our point that you have a really boring shit life by stalking me some more. Time to grab a toaster and end your sad life in your bathtub you fat barrel of shit. :smile:
So basically, you'll have to pay some sort of fee to enter the UK for tourism and the EU is reciprocating.
Thank the RapeMaster OCP for this. Less people will want to visit that shit stained island full of retards and thus, less money to support the rampant pedophile mongrels in that cunt royal family. Not that I was ever planning on visiting that nation full of feces-consuming toothless child beaters anyways.
And since less of those nigger Brits will visit the EU, we won't have to deal with...
Alfie Davies from the IPAA here. Ray is going through a tough period again. He anally raped his son again and was caught eating fecal matter. We have to be patient and understanding.
Don't let these poofs here get to you bruv. From one Brit to another: nothing wrong with being a diabetic pedophile.
Told you it's an actual support message
You sick fuck. I heard you broke your son's arm again and then fucked his ass you gross cunt. You fat retarded toothless faglord. What the fuck's the matter with you you fucking nigger pedophile? How can you do this to fucking kids you assrapist fucking fag piece of human shit? What is mentally wrong with you? Sick cunt. I hope you get sodomized with a broken bottle of cheap whiskey you shitfag. All pedophiles like you should get ran over by a truck you obese diabetic barrel of nigger shit. You...
Any man that has a man-bun is a fag. Fucking slash your own throat if you do this, you homosexual hipster cunt nigger. If you see some fag wearing this in the street, the Suckage Teachings compell you to brutally Robespierre the living shit out of this gayness right there. Fucking shitstab. Sodomize yourself.
Sometimes I just hang out outside of sewage treatment plants and pretend to be reading a paper. It's my favorite thing to do next to being a pedophile child arm breaker.
I love to eat shit so much and I'm SO hungry. The stray dogs around my flat won't even hang around anymore (it smells really bad) and my mum said I scare them away when I start randomly screaming and yelling. If someone can send me a container of their feces for me to eat I would REALLY appreciate it. I can send you a paypal, I can sneak my mum's credit card from her purse.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the...
So here I am trying to earn money for an organic garden while doing my time behind bars waiting for Trump to be reinstated. I'm just doing some drawings and stuff and selling them on ebay with the phone I snuck up my ass. I started it out at .99 cents to be fair cuz, you have to, but like, I should have set the reserve at a billion, but anyways. Someone from the deep state kept my auction hidden till the last second and before all the hundreds of millions who were watching the item had time to...
Any Twilight book
parking tickets
Kendall Jenner's face
modern art
leaves
A DVD collection of any season of Hoops
Koran
Bible
Torah
paystubs from minimum wage jobs
crypto currency
Johnny Depp's fedora
Amber Heard's face
anime drawings
any Chipotle wrapper immediately after consuming the contents
voting ballot
Your fecal matter in a tupperware (yummy!!) and if you let me fuck your kids in the arse.
Contact me at the Ilford Diabetic Ward or via my profile on the Ilford Pedophile Anonymous Association (IPAA)
You're a horrible cunt. You fucking turd nigger you fuck kids in the ass? Really? What's wrong with you, you filthy pedophile piece of shit! Pedophilia is disgusting! You're worth less than a puddle of nigger puke you fucking fag. You fucking AIDS infected shit pile. I hope you get brutally beaten to death with baseball bats by crazy niggers you fucking perverted cockfag and afterwards, they should sodomize you brutally with those same bats after wrapping them in barbed wire you cunt. You...
What's up with you Americanoscum and the weird laws you're passing lately. I mean that shit with abortion, loosening gun laws even though there are clearly plenty of niggers and crazy people that really shouldn't have access to guns and I bet my ass the next step will be to make fag marriage not universally legal again.
Don't get me wrong, I don't give two shits about abortion and fags being able to marry. Whether fags can legally fuck each other in the ass now or not is of no intrest...
Holy shit those people smell BAD. Fucking boucacks smell like a turd that was produced 8 weeks ago and I can assure you, I know how that smells. I mean I did visit the UK after all, that smell is omnipresent there. It's hard to say if niggers smell more than boucacks.
What do you think? Which one of these two untermenschen smells the worst?
What a fukking dumb fat bitch. Pouring dry cleaner in your eyes because she felt she was supposed to be born blind. WTF you crazy whore. And you Americaniggers pay wellfare for this shit. You ought to Robespierre this fat cunt asap.
DONT EVEN ASK ME
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
I AM A HOMO
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
I WANK OVER BONO
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
I AM WELL RANDY
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
ILL BUY YOU A BRANDY
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
was a very long, mushy length of poop. It came out like a snake, but immediately broke up all over the bowl. I flushed and the water turned completely brown.
Anyone who still plays this cringe pieceof shit copy cat game from those niggers at Blizzard is a homosexual that munches SHIT-PILLARS for dinner. Sodomize yourself, fag.
I don't give a shit what legislation you Americaniggers pass. Outlaw it, permit it, whatever. We have too much niggerism and boucackhood in the world to worry about such trivial matters. Furthermore, what you Americans decide is none of my concern.
As long as we all agree that the Brits are a bunch of stinking, pedophile, backwards untermenschen that ought to be Robespierre'd, we're cool.
Fucking lol you half-paralized facefuck. You make Grim Diaper look good you filthy fag. Take your shitty music and your arrogance and hang yourself. You fucking sodomite. The entirety of Canada should be ashamed that they unleached your gayness upon this world. You suck nigger schlong.
I was working in the garage Saturday night around midnight and ten chicks from a Sl00t house next door came walking by in pajamas and underwear pulled half off their ass Pretty sure I saw more than one butthole. Most likely 16-20 year old buttholes. I'm just gonna call it 18. I'll be fucking with those chicks next weekend. English are so gay they will risk their careers to have a gang bang with some slut? Weird.
I don't think I need to make this a sticky, but if you have any questions or concerns about racist or offensive content please contact me at my personal email dparisi@tellurian.com
It will pop up on my iPhone and I will address any concerns or questionable posts immediately.
I've come to this conclusion after taking a trip by aeroplane, yeah? We flew through quite a good number of clouds and I saw nought a single thing that resembled any sort of computer technology I've ever seen. No servers, no desktops, no laptops, not a single file or folder. So the next time you here some brainy bloke going on about cloud computing, remember that those computers are not in the clouds at all. It's very important that we dispel this misinformation.
The Ilford Police Department has confirmed that one Ray Peter Hewitt A.K.A. ChrisMuttonshutter became trapped in his mother's flat last weekend. Unable to get out, and out of desperation he apparently began eating himself. The resulting vapors caused him to die of B.O. and inhalation of fart vapors. Film at 11.
HEARD THAT RWC AND HIS BUDDIES WERE DRINKING IN SOME SHITTY BAR, SO ME AND ED SHEERAN JUMPED IN MY LIMO AND GOT DOWN THERE.
AS SOON WE GOT INSIDE WE BOTH JUST FILLED THE ROOM WITH UPPERCUTS AND HEADBUTTS. RWC TRIED TO RUN SO I PUNCHED HIM THROUGH A WINDOW KILLING HIM INSTANTLY
Luckily I had just eaten Chipolte and washed it down with a gallon of rootbeer. I let out a shrieking burp and it blew that nigga right across the street and head first through a fence. The dogs in the yard started eating it. I hope they don't get sick. What a sight!
You smell like niggers you fucking pedophile bag of urine. I'm going to punch you so hard in the gut, you will shit right there in your gay pants and you will need to be tube-fed for the rest of your miserable, pathetic, child-raping life you fag. You're an enormous FAG and you're so fat, we could ritually slaughter you and have enough food for the entirety of Africa you brain-damaged nigger. You take bull cock up your hairy ass. I sincerely hope you get sodomized by AIDS infected fatcocks, one...
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We knew the Brits were a retarded, inbred, shit-eating bunch of pedo-enabling niggers with crooked teeth, and this further proves what a cesspool of retardation that dumpster fire of a country is :biggrin:
60% of investors borrowed money to buy crypto, crypto went into a bear market and now these fags are in severe debt. Fucking retarded people I swear. They make niggers look developed and smart. Thank God for the North Sea that separates the European mainland from that shit-stained...
1977. It's actually quite recent come to think of it. And they guillotined some boucack who raped and murdered women or some shit. Must have been hilarious: being legally allowed to Robespierre boucacks and niggers. I'm a staunch supporter of brining back the guillotine to Robespierre the shit out of all boucacks, jEws, niggers and hospitalized progeria-stricken drunk driver vi(K)tims.be m8.
I would also say that, on the wake of celebrating the Glorious Day the US uncucked themselves from those...
Next pandemic is literally about to happen. Started spreading from a bunch of gay sex orgies, CDC confirms community transmission now too. May have gone airborne. Possibly Russian bioweapon.
If you live in a country where the national sport is mass shootings, why would you eat McDonald's until you're morbidly obese? Should you try to avoid becoming a giant, slow moving target?
You fucking piece of shit circus reject. To this day I still don't understand why your mother didn't abort your fat ass when she was pregnant. Your foetus most have been a real lump of shit you degenerate child-rapist. Fuck you! You're a disgusting pedophile Britnigger and everyone hates you. Even retards and niggers think you're a subhuman barrel of shit you enormous fag. I hope a bus drives over you and splatters your perverted cunt face all over the pavement you pedobrit. Kill yourself.
Just wanted to see what the vibes on that wasteland are. My God the fucking LULZ. LUNA is a cryptocurrency that lost 99% of it's value in a matter of a few days, mostly because it was a retarded piece of shit scamcoin. I saw posts like My friend invested all his life savings into LUNA and lost everything. He attempted suicide
And another: I lost $450k in LUNA and now I can't pay my bank back. Suicide is my only way out
What in the blue fuck possesses someone to make dumb investments like...
The same scenario as with AIDS. It's been scientifically proven through numerous studies: niggers in AIDSfrica have been fucking infected monkeys in the ass again and so the virus jumped from one ape species to the next. It's really common with these untermenschen to put gorilla cocks in their ass.
Add to that a bunch of fags who sodomize each other, some incest from the UK and boom, there you have it: out break of this gay disease.
Fucking fags, niggers and brits I swear.
Doctor, I need new diabetes medication. I'm out and my toes are already starting to smell putrid :dizzy:
And Alfie, I have this 11 years old kid in my sight that I'm busy grooming online. Can we discuss this during the next IPAA meeting? :wink:
By Allah, I will shove my diseased gonorrhea-stricken fatcock in that kuffar Bush's mouth!
- Saddam Hussein, president or Iraq
Ich tät es für das Lulz
- Adolf Hitler, chancellor of Nazi Germany
As your new Queen, I shall uphold our British traditions of incest, tooth decay, consuming excrement and sexual intercourse with children proudly!
-Queen Elisabets, monarch of Great Britain
Made a huge pot of my famous trophy winning infamous chili. Was gassy all night. Just woke up, decided to have a big bowl of leftover's for breakfast. Thinking of going in and napping next to her when I finish.
Anyone has any tips? Trying to groom this 12 years old in Minecraft but he's not receptive.
Also, Im goin gonna run out of diabetes and schizo medication. If you're there, Dr Finklestein, please send me some
pleonasm
/ˈpliːə(ʊ)ˌnaz(ə)m/
noun
the use of more words than are necessary to convey meaning
I mean niggers are by definition made of shit and boucacks are by definition stinky. So basically, calling the former shit and the latter stinky is a pleonasm.
Just as I'm pulling up to the pot hole ridden parking lot to go inside and use my coupon, I see some knuckle dragging babboon slowly strolling toward the front door. My worst fears were realized as I entered the establishment and the broken door slammed behind me. As I was there it kept slamming everytime someone entered or left. Some other nigger was bringing out pans of fried chicken and this nigger was like ohhh yea oh yea dats tha shit right there, you got the shit and then he air fistbumps...
