New Sucks 500

The sell-by date was today. I shit my entire ass, twice. Worth it.

So he's a perfect representation of the average American?

Do Americans even celebrate Easter? I'm pretty sure all the religious holidays were replaced with Pride Month and other faggotry.

Welp. Pack it up, we're done.

It's worth a shot

The salad is very important. Gotta get those veggies.

I should go get 3 of them because I'm a big fat guy.

Great post, looking forward to more of these

Americans are dumb.

Farts rule.