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by Vegeta
Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:19 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: poll
Replies: 3
Views: 2057

Re: poll

This is a tough one.
by Vegeta
Fri Apr 12, 2024 4:35 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: You that feeling...
Replies: 1
Views: 1458

You that feeling...

...when diarrhea strikes like lightning and time moves in slow motion until you find a toilet? There's gotta be a way to harness this power for good.
by Vegeta
Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:44 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS
Replies: 2
Views: 1493

Re: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS

10.
by Vegeta
Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:44 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I just farted and it launched me straight into the stratosphere!!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1371

Re: I just farted and it launched me straight into the stratosphere!!!!

Hey, that's impressive. I've only managed to launch myself head first into the TV so far. That really hurt.
by Vegeta
Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:03 pm
Forum: People Suck
Topic: How to distinguish an illegal alien from a natural born citizen in America
Replies: 5
Views: 5004

Re: How to distinguish an illegal alien from a natural born citizen in America

Damn, that sucks. We gotta tell people to stay where they are if this is all they have to look forward to in America.
by Vegeta
Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:03 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Happy Easter...
Replies: 6
Views: 5025

Re: Happy Easter...

The beans and pickled eggs definitely helped
by Vegeta
Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:43 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Vegeta invited me over
Replies: 6
Views: 482

Re: Vegeta invited me over

No contest. He took one look at my custom fat guy toilet and went home.
by Vegeta
Sun Mar 31, 2024 2:46 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I bought a pre-made Shepherd's Pie from a local grocer.
Replies: 1
Views: 124

I bought a pre-made Shepherd's Pie from a local grocer.

The sell-by date was today. I shit my entire ass, twice. Worth it.
by Vegeta
Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:24 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Trump has dementia
Replies: 9
Views: 8697

Re: Trump has dementia

So he's a perfect representation of the average American?