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Vegeta wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 3:39 amBlack Velvet.

My dad used to drink that.. still does probably.. It's not my thing. I prefer stabbing myself in the face.

Well you know.. that I think about it.. Black Velvet is kinda is like stabbing yourself in the face.

Negroez

European and American politics are proof that the promise of democracy is a lie. If our elected officials really represent the people, then why are they flooding our countries with millions of foreigners and telling us that we're the problem? Of course you're the problem. They are your controllers....

Why do I have a giant tumor in my asshole? Gonna check it out, brb.

I'm surprised it smells that good.

I like V8 juice, it tastes great. But I normally get the low sodium version and add a bit of salt to it for my own taste sometimes.

Supposedly they tested me in kindergarten and I was 135.. Now I think I'm around 65 after living in this world for this long.

I don't see the "farts" poll option.

Ebola.

Wet burrito farts. And AIDS.