New Sucks 500

Just fuckin' farted again.

I was almost tempted to do it again today, but I don't want to accidentally cause the death of anyone around me.

I need to put on blackface so that I can go into stores and rob all the electronics and get away with it.

Why have these idiots not been killed by wild dogs yet?

Behead and destroy all members of the Moon Cult.

Felt my guts rumbling this morning, so I went for the shitter right away. I let loose a massive stinkshit. It was a real SIZZLER and an EYE WATERING experience. Burned my ass (arse) something fierce. I'm having a hard time just sitting down right now. Used almost an entire bottle of air freshener an...

My crypto is turds and 9mm ammo. And cans of SPAM. Oh yea.. windshield washer fluid also.

Sometimes I steal shopping carts, but they don't sell for much.

Dropped an epic turd and it broke the bowl. Gotta go toilet shopping at Lowe's again tomorrow. And shit in buckets for a few days..

Nobby Bellend wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 10:37 pm

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2023 10:44 am I feel like I need to turd right now.

Did you?

I did, just now again too.

Guest wrote: ↑Sat Nov 04, 2023 11:25 pm Gets turned on by boucack farts

I prefer dogfarts...