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Burger King Bacon King.

Ze Fartman wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 11:36 pm There's no Farts option. So I'll have to write that one in.

My bad, I forgot.

Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 9:48 pmProgeria.

Progerians might be able to save Earth if we can't get the Gayniggers back!

Oh my bad, I thought you said "Shelly". She smelled like a turd too.

I wish mine smelled more some days, but life can be rough.

I'm thinking of a write in candidate. Trump can always put Kristy Blowhard on his ticket and sink any chances he might have had.

Arby's.

The bizarre ones are the funniest.

Guest wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:34 pmGod my farts stink today.

Same.

Sometimes, MASSIVE SHITFARTS fill your home with a nice odor, but I do prefer the dry ones because I hate having to wipe my ass so much. The neighbors start to get suspicious when their newspapers go missing a lot.