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by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:01 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Only fat people can reply to this thread
Replies: 5
Views: 189
Italy

Re: Only fat people can reply to this thread

Chris currently weighs 847lbs. The English use some stone age measurement system, so...
(not sure how many stones that is)
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:00 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: HUGE stinky shits.
Replies: 2
Views: 95
Italy

Re: HUGE stinky shits.

Huge stinky shits :poo: = niggers = :poo:
by RightWingConspirator
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:59 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: So I was fired from my job at Ruby Tuesdays today.
Replies: 7
Views: 195
Italy

So I was fired from my job at Ruby Tuesdays today.

The assistant manager said that I always show up to work hung over or drunk and that I wasn't wearing enough pieces of flair.

Now how am I supposed to pay off my student loans?
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jun 22, 2020 7:48 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 104
Views: 16850
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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

A lot of you sad fuckers will never experience the joy of Father's Day. Spent the day with my family while you sad twats were probably ranting about some black dude ruining the world or maybe getting excited about bodily functions. Get a fucking life. ChrisM - Father and Mentor to this shithole. I ...
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jun 22, 2020 6:17 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Whole new round of farts just started earlier.
Replies: 2
Views: 104
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Re: Whole new round of farts just started earlier.

Yep, they did turn into a poop. :poo:
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:56 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Whole new round of farts just started earlier.
Replies: 2
Views: 104
Italy

Whole new round of farts just started earlier.

Smell pretty average. A little sour though. I fear that they may turn into a poop.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:05 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Went to KFC for lunch today. Big mistake.
Replies: 7
Views: 237
Italy

Re: Went to KFC for lunch today. Big mistake.

Also, I'm pounding water, because I feel like I ate an entire salt lick.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:04 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I am sick and fukkin tired..
Replies: 12
Views: 389
Italy

Re: I am sick and fukkin tired..

I'm still tired of niggAs today.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:04 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I can't stop farting tonight.
Replies: 3
Views: 125
Italy

Re: I can't stop farting tonight.

Thanks. Retired life is easy. It's my parole officer that's the pain in the ass.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:03 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I hate my life and I need more farts. What can I do?
Replies: 2
Views: 93
Italy

Re: I hate my life and I need more farts. What can I do?

Shit. That was pretty good advice considering the source.