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Chris currently weighs 847lbs. The English use some stone age measurement system, so...
(not sure how many stones that is)

Huge stinky shits = niggers =

The assistant manager said that I always show up to work hung over or drunk and that I wasn't wearing enough pieces of flair.

Now how am I supposed to pay off my student loans?

A lot of you sad fuckers will never experience the joy of Father's Day. Spent the day with my family while you sad twats were probably ranting about some black dude ruining the world or maybe getting excited about bodily functions. Get a fucking life. ChrisM - Father and Mentor to this shithole. I ...

Yep, they did turn into a poop.

Smell pretty average. A little sour though. I fear that they may turn into a poop.

Also, I'm pounding water, because I feel like I ate an entire salt lick.

I'm still tired of niggAs today.

Thanks. Retired life is easy. It's my parole officer that's the pain in the ass.

Shit. That was pretty good advice considering the source.