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Every post in this thread aside from mine were made by ChrisMuttonshutter.

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Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:36 am

ChrisMuttonshutter is just another way of saying 'watery shit.'

10!

Possibly. But if this is a trap I will fart in the mouths of everyone you hold dear. :mad: No, I'll pay you decent royalties. You can contact my attorney in Florida through WhatsApp. He's often in Israel so that's the best mode of contact. I'll send you all the information by PM. Please stay in tou...

It was great. It was like one of those Jap toilets. They might become all the rage now and not just a gucci product for old suburban yuppies.

The sight and sound of farts is not the true experience. This will just be a fad that will go away soon. Like Chatroulette. I never understood that one at all. I mean, why would you want to see random penises when you can look down and see your own? I mean come on, it just doesn't make any logical s...

Strangely I'm in the opposite situation of most people. I'm starting a new job in a couple days, and it's pretty good with full benefits. It's definitely "essential". Do you know when you assholes will haul another load of my fart canisters out? I want to get my e-commerce site back up and running a...

I just dropped such a huge deuce it cracked the bowl. Well there goes my brand new toilet. Gonna have to call the plumber back.

When was this, 1987?

Can you get with my supplier? I'd like to introduce a line of Fart Maniac canisters.

wiped my bum for me so I didn't need to use half a roll this time.