Are these cunts mental?! That's the bloody stupidest thing I've heard of since I learned the Yanks call chocolatey globbernaughts a candy bar! Your wife needs to know her place! In a proper British marriage such as mine, it is she who watches while I get buggered by a large colored bloke! Tell them more Raymond, I know you were quite a hit with the blacks and Pakis before the obesity set in.