New Sucks 500

It''s a known fact, Taco Smell does not make your poop smell better.

Tough decision.

Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 11:24 pm I JUST TOOK A SHIT.

What was the flavor like? Orange peel? Mango? Lemon Pepper? Smoked Salmon?

Mine stunk. I closed the bathroom door afterwards for safety reasons.

That's what happens when you make bridges out of glued together rice and dead dogs.

Not my fault. I just hang around and eat egg rolls.

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 11:15 am

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 2:04 am I'm thinking of a write in candidate. Trump can always put Kristy Blowhard on his ticket and sink any chances he might have had.

Kristy Blowhard? You mean like Kristi Gnome?

Yea that hoebag.

I just ripped one out and it seems to be some strange new flavor. I may need some scientists to analyze this one.

Oh wait, here comes another....

Imagine how I smell.

Negroez