New Sucks 500

I want to follow your lead sir.

those are the best ones

I just do it whenever one bubbles up, It's random.

But always a treat..

Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as reddit.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out...

I heard he survived. You're not very dedicated to your work.

Probably also huffing.. Farts.......

Is this some type of challenge? If so... I accept.

Poop.

Farts

Hehe turdZ