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I don't do this very often ......
Here's hoping Dave jr/mexican pirate/zoink/major robotnik and whatever alias's you use m8 is OK.
Looks like you are having some issues m8 and seemed to be taking a break.
Always remember this shithole is a game and shouldn't be taken seriously.
Take care and stay safe.

BTW glad you fucked off from here.

[color=#FF0000]ChrisM[/color]

I think it's about time I upgraded my i phone. It's a 6s with 128 gb of storage but I have to charge it up 2/3 times a day, so basically it's fuckypooed.
Once you've had an i phone there's no going back, no matter what all the other fuckers with shite tell you.
So I eagerly await sept/oct for the new ones to come out.
I quite fancy a 12pro this time but will wait for the reviews.
I'll face time you all when the time comes.

[color=#FF0000]ChrisM tech expert to the unwashed[/color]

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as you wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.

So my readers I realise many of you are worried and depressed as your outpourings on this shithole clearly show.
Today is the day when you should embrace my philosophy and that of Neil : I wanted to be happy so I decided to be.

Take care all, then please fuck off quietly.
[color=#FF0000]ChrisM[/color]

Just sprayed out a very runny ChrisM

Many thanks for your input.
Many thanks for your output.

My views on the world to follow shortly ........

Just took another ChrisM

I suspect, no I know you can't have a relationship with any other fucker as you are intellectually sub normal and should have probably been disposed of at birth so you now spend your time examining your bowel movements as recompence.
Your Mum probably still loves you but I have my doubts.
Keep doing what you are doing as it keeps you off the streets.
Many thanks for reading my Blog.

[color=#FF0000]ChrisM - saving/giving sad fuckers advice one at a time[/color]

Just dropped a gigantic log of ChrisM :poo:

July is here and as usual the summer has fucked off in dear old Blighty.
July is here and no fucker wants the yanks to visit their country.
July is here and only the truck driver, pensioner and yours truly left.
July is here and I eagerly await September ........

Take care all

[color=#FF0000]ChrisM[/color]

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A lot of you sad fuckers will never experience the joy of Father's Day. Spent the day with my family while you sad twats were probably ranting about some black dude ruining the world or maybe getting excited about bodily functions.
Get a fucking life.

[color=#FF0000]ChrisM - Father and Mentor to this shithole.[/color]
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I take it was a supervised visitation. Does the judge now allow you to see the child whose arm you broke?
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Oh dear me, that old chestnut ........ :wink: :wink: :wink: