by RightWingConspirator » Sun Feb 11, 2024 1:15 pm
Remember back when you could just sip on a cold Michelob, and it would be the shit? And nobody looked at you like you were 'unoriginal'.
Now everyone's about this unbelievable gayness. Go get yourself a India Stout Pale Ale Hickerwood brewed bottle of slop you peckerwood. Oh and your tattoos, I think they missed a spot. Hope your gauges have a blowout at your next homo sponge bath party. If you need more mustache wax, you can always use your boyfriend's anal lube.

[size=200]Remember back when you could just sip on a cold Michelob, and it would be the shit? And nobody looked at you like you were 'unoriginal'.
Now everyone's about this unbelievable gayness. Go get yourself a India Stout Pale Ale Hickerwood brewed bottle of slop you peckerwood. Oh and your tattoos, I think they missed a spot. Hope your gauges have a blowout at your next homo sponge bath party. If you need more mustache wax, you can always use your boyfriend's anal lube.[/size]
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