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RightWingConspirator

The most useless jobs I can think of are cops and politicians. And psychopaths who roam the country working at carnivals... that's really scary.

RightWingConspirator

To prepare for the next pandemic... you need to FART ON EVERYTHING.
It will sanitize a lot of your cookware and clothing. It worked for me last time.

RightWingConspirator

Strange, same thing happened to me just now.

RightWingConspirator

Don't talk to me like that. I could chop you in half with this awesome sword I bought at the truck stop for $20.

RightWingConspirator

Not a damn thing. I'm proud of you son.

RightWingConspirator

Guest wrote: ↑Wed Nov 01, 2023 11:46 pm Last time that happened to me, I was in the Israeli desert attending a rave. They didn't even have any porta-shitters. Stunk up the place awful. HAMAS came in and they were like.. fuck this, we'll try it another day. Many lives were saved.

Sounds like what they say about Woodstock.

RightWingConspirator

I have turds of freedom. They smell great. But sometimes they nearly make me pass out and I want to puke.

RightWingConspirator

Last time I did that it was putrid and awful.

RightWingConspirator

NiggAbook.

RightWingConspirator

I'll bet they do.

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Re: Next time you think you have a useless job...

I'm gonna tell you all something, and it might save your life.

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Re: I fart a lot and it stinks...

Re: Took a dump an hour and a half ago.

Re: These farts of freedom

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